Posts Tagged peasants

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Dec07

Rewritten Headlines: Nose Eels to Trunk Kids

by tonyd on December 7, 2018 at 12:01 am

Young Seals Addicted to Eel Manliest Sport Ever Invented Peasants Bow Before Queen Dead Singer Keeping People From Being Dead Burger Joint Confuses People Teacher Moonlights in the Wrong Place Dickens Fans Persecuted Nine Year-Old Gets Political Not As Sexy […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep12

Ten Things You Shouldn’t Do While Virtue Signalling

by tonyd on September 12, 2018 at 12:01 am

Remind the peasants how much better a person you are.  Talk wistfully about wanting to have “unpaid servants”.  Tweet your top five least favorite ethnic groups.  Keep asking, “Who gives a shit?” on 9/11 posts.  Start and end every sentence […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov28

Rewritten Headlines: Poop to Ferguson

by tonyd on November 28, 2014 at 12:01 am

Shit Gets Real for NASA Wallet Found Divorce Still Worth It Peasants Revolt Europe Trying to Destroy Internet Humans Begin Intergalactic Polluting Mimes Now Working as Scientists Sister Undermines Brother’s Inheritance Scientists Very Indecisive Protesters Celebrate Thanksgiving

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