1. Remind the peasants how much better a person you are.
  2.  Talk wistfully about wanting to have “unpaid servants”.
  3.  Tweet your top five least favorite ethnic groups.
  4.  Keep asking, “Who gives a shit?” on 9/11 posts.
  5.  Start and end every sentence with the word “fuck”.
  6.  Remind everyone how delicious baby seal is on the grill.
  7.  Sample part of a Hitler speech for your dance mix.
  8.  Encourage everyone to mail energy bars to starving people in Africa.
  9.  Remind everyone that’s not as good as you that they’re dicks.
  10.  Referee a contest to see who hates Trump more and declare yourself the winner.