Dec07

Rewritten Headlines: Nose Eels to Trunk Kids

by tonyd on December 7, 2018 at 12:01 am

Young Seals Addicted to Eel

Manliest Sport Ever Invented

Peasants Bow Before Queen

Dead Singer Keeping People From Being Dead

Burger Joint Confuses People

Teacher Moonlights in the Wrong Place

Dickens Fans Persecuted

Nine Year-Old Gets Political

Not As Sexy As It Sounds

Kids Can’t Play I Spy With My Little Eye

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