Posts Tagged Greedo

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Jun21

Ten Things I’d Like to See in the New Star Wars

by tonyd on June 21, 2014 at 12:01 am

1.  Han Solo shoots Greedo’s brother in the face. 2.  Luke Skywalker cuts off the heads of like, 100 Stormtroopers. 3.  Lando Calrissian turns Cloud City into an awesome space casino. 4.  Princess Leia beats the shit out of an […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun13

Rewritten Headlines: Greedo to Suction

by tonyd on June 13, 2014 at 12:01 am

Greedo Gets Revenge People Nostalgic for Bush Administration John Connor Still Not Around to Stop HK’s Floridians Getting Places Faster People Still Ghouls Karma is a Bitch Celebrity Still Wandering Countryside The People’s Poet is Dead N.J. Punks Will Vandalize […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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