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Jun11

Your Fratoscope: June 11, 2017

by tonyd on June 11, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your cake will be glazed in the tears of your enemies, just like Conan. Aries:  You will somehow jack knife your VW Beetle. Taurus:  You’ll shock everyone at the miniature golf course by sinking […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun10

Ten Things I’d Like to See as Apps

by tonyd on June 10, 2017 at 2:07 am

 An app that negates the sound of babies crying.  An app that allows you to filter political tweets.  An app that starts a timer which countdowns how long you have until the commercials are over.  An app that counts things […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun09

Rewritten Headlines: Self Generating Pizza to Bad Rent

by tonyd on June 9, 2017 at 12:01 am

Pizza That Makes You Eat More Pizza Actual Jurassic Park Not Going to be as Cool Arby’s Upgrades Sandwich Dude Really Had to Get to Second Floor Not a Facebook Poke Aquaman Solves Crime Man Really Hates Onions Planet of […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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