Posts Tagged Duck Dynasty

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Nov14

Rewritten Headlines: Vatican to Boobs

by tonyd on November 14, 2014 at 12:01 am

Pope to Lower Property Values in Vatican City Government Discovers Blunders Lead to Mistakes General Mulls World War 3 Anonymous Woman Goes Nude in Magazine Hillbillies Continue to Cash In Government Can’t Get Enough of Your Shit Check Your Butt […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May23

Rewritten Headlines: Prince Charles to Charlie Sheen

by tonyd on May 23, 2014 at 2:05 am

(Sorry for the late post, bros!) Pretend Leader Pretends to Have an Opinion People in Shitty City Still Busy with Things to Do Government Worker Promises He’ll Stop Sucking at Job Printers Not Selling Well State Loves the Classics Millionaire […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb22

Ten Things I’d Like to See No One Give a Shit About

by tonyd on February 22, 2014 at 12:01 am

1.  The opinions of the Religious Right 2.  Miley Cyrus 3.  American Idol 4.  The Kardashian Family 5.  Almost everything that’s ever been posted on Facebook 6.  Who hosts the Tonight Show 7.  Everything that’s ever been posted on Twitter […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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