(Sorry for the late post, bros!)

Pretend Leader Pretends to Have an Opinion

People in Shitty City Still Busy with Things to Do

Government Worker Promises He’ll Stop Sucking at Job

Printers Not Selling Well

State Loves the Classics

Millionaire Bitches About Bullshit

TV Hillbillies Suddenly Elevated to Role Models

Movie to Not Include Wolverine

Scientist Finish Obvious Study

Actor Wants Attention