Apr18

Rewritten Headlines: Rapper to Cocaine

by tonyd on April 18, 2014 at 12:01 am

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Rapper Cuts Off Half His Lyric Potential

Something Happens That CNN Will Finally Cover That Isn’t a Missing Plane

Business That Needed Bailout, Probably Needing New One Soon

Store to Move Two’s of Dollars Around

Actor Needs Money

Avatar Planet Located

Pussies Getting Older

Worst Meal Ever

Prize Really Tough to Grab

Eric Clapton Song May Not Have Been About Drugs

 

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