Posts Tagged clown

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Sep15

Rewritten Headlines: Obey Robots to Xena Grave

by tonyd on September 15, 2017 at 12:01 am

Skynet is Going to Kill Us College Still Doesn’t Get Concept Guiness Book of World Records Goes Back to Roots Museum to Become Gross as it is Boring NJ Couple Saves Disgusting Bird Milkshake River Possible Couple Too Cheap for […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec31

Ten Things I Learned in 2016

by tonyd on December 31, 2016 at 1:09 am

 Celebrities are mortal.  Don’t dress up as clown on Halloween.  Democrats don’t deal with loss very well.  Remaking a comedy classic with an all-woman cast, not always a great idea.  I don’t want to go back to college anymore.  Kanye […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr25

Rewritten Headlines: Justin Bieber to McDonald’s

by tonyd on April 25, 2014 at 12:01 am

Singer Determined to Annoy Everyone Around the World Mr. Potato Makes Terrible Gang Member Horrible Government Employee Plans to Keep Being Horrible for a While CIA Candidate Launches Candidacy Internet to Suck and Get More Expensive FDA to Ruin Something […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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