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Singer Determined to Annoy Everyone Around the World

Mr. Potato Makes Terrible Gang Member

Horrible Government Employee Plans to Keep Being Horrible for a While

CIA Candidate Launches Candidacy

Internet to Suck and Get More Expensive

FDA to Ruin Something Else

Darth Vader to Sing

Toilet Seats to Stay Up in the Future

Poop Bank Exists

Some Clown Tries to be a Hipster