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Jun23

Ten Reasons Why I Love Caffeine

by tonyd on June 23, 2018 at 12:50 am

 I can’t get shit accomplished on heroin.  Starbucks rewards my addiction.  My fellow addicts would murder anyone trying to make it illegal.  Sleep is for the weak.  I’m four iced Trenta’s deep and I’m writing until 4am right now!  No […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov09

Rewritten Headlines: Karl Rove to Kayak

by tonyd on November 9, 2012 at 12:01 am

Former Bush Adviser Doesn’t See Irony Hipsters Slightly Smarter Government Employee Blows Off Work to be TV Show People Smoking Less Pot Reporting Murders Not Good for Military Career Food That Can Help Boobs Caffeine Junkies to Mass Suicide in […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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