Jun23
Ten Reasons Why I Love Caffeine
on June 23, 2018 at 12:50 am
- I can’t get shit accomplished on heroin.
- Starbucks rewards my addiction.
- My fellow addicts would murder anyone trying to make it illegal.
- Sleep is for the weak.
- I’m four iced Trenta’s deep and I’m writing until 4am right now!
- No one ever said, “It’s too early for caffeine.”
- The kidney stones are totally worth it.
- A study says it’s heart healthy.
- I like to feel myself vibrating after drinking all day.
- Red Bull is too sugary for me.
