Apr02

Who Should Eat a Dick

by tonyd on April 2, 2009 at 1:00 am

sf-chris-avatar.jpg  with Chris Moreno

Every Thursday, Chris Moreno lists individuals whose behaviors are so deplorable that they should eat a dick.

— For his phony on-air crying jags, Glenn Beck should eat the Devil’s weeping dick in Hell.

— The Shoreline Middle School administrators who banned all physical contact between students in the wake of recent “invasions of personal space”, which included a groin kick, should each eat a dick… and then get kicked in their respective groins.

— Whoever leaked a work-print of the new Xmen Origins: Wolverine film should eat Hugh Jackman’s adamantium-coated dick. SNIKT!

— Sandra Herold, the Connecticut woman whose anti-depressant-fed pet chimp bit off her friend’s face, should eat Donkey Kong’s, King Kong’s, and Don King’s dick, and then have her face bitten off.

— Ria Ramkissoon, the Maryland cult member who starved her son to death, believing he’ll be resurrected, shouldn’t eat a dick. Rather, she should be locked in an empty basement, chained just inches short of a plate full of dick, and starved to death.

Think someone needs to eat a dick? Email suggestions to dicketer@gmail.com or post in the message board.

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Apr01

Sluggy Freelance Attacks!

by tonyd on April 1, 2009 at 6:20 pm

Hey bros:

Our good friend, Pete Abrams, just put me and Chris Moreno in a Sluggy Freelance strip you can view HERE. We get killed and its very funny.  Pete has thrown down the gauntlet!  Check out the response starting tomorrow!

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Mar29

Collegetown Police Blotter for March 14th

by tonyd on March 29, 2009 at 9:23 pm

Collegetown Police Blotter

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Mar26

Frat Boy At the Movies: I Love You, Man

by tonyd on March 26, 2009 at 1:40 am

Paul Rudd and Jason Segel star in this slice-of-life comedy about a groom to be that has to learn to be more manly.  But it’s not a two dimensional as I’m describing.  Hollywood has a little mini-revival with this comedies that are just about slightly odd characters going through a major stage of life (Knocked Up, Forgetting Sarah Marshal, Superbad, etc.).

The great thing about these movies is that there’s always something there to connect with the audience and the stakes are nice and low.  (Well, as compared to say, Race to Witch Mountain.)  The low start gives the comedy and the characters some place to go.  And it doesn’t hurt that a slew of 2nd tier up and comers from Reno 911, The State, the Daily Show and Shutterbugs show up in the supporting roles.  (If you haven’t seen Shutterbugs, it’s online and its awesome.)

Rudd is a real estate guy about to get married.  He wants to find a best man, but doesn’t have any close guy friends he can ask.  After trying and failing to find a new best friend, Rudd eventually meets Segel at an open house.  Segal is stealing food and hitting on divoree’s.  The movie starts a little slow, but then takes off as Rudd bonds with Segel and learns to be more manly and then eventually chafes under his obnoxiousness.  It comes to a climax that is within the realm of possibility, but without being overly cheeses.  It’s a movie for audiences that already get it and have seen cheesy endings a thousand times.  It’s formulaic, but in the good way.  (C’mon, it’s not like you want to see everyone murdered at the end.)  Rudd’s on a roll after Role Models and Segel’s awesome Forgetting Sarah Marshal was great too.  This movie doesn’t quite live up to those movies, but is still worth your time.

I give this movie 7 keggers out of 10.

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