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Apr12

Frat Boy At the Movies: Observe and Report

by tonyd on April 12, 2009 at 6:04 pm

In Observe and Report, Seth Rogen plays a bipolar, mall security guard named Ronnie with an inflated sense of purpose. This is a very solid offering from him and writer/director Jody Hil. Once again, the Apatow Mafia has a hit. Where do I sign up to join?

Ronnie is in love with Brandi, played by Anna Faris, a smokin’ hot cosmetics girl that really isn’t interested in him. But when a flasher starts visiting the mall parking lot, Brandi gets flashed and Ronnie finally sees his way in. Ray Liotta plays a local police detective who is annoyed by Ronnie and eventually becomes his rival. Did I mention Anna Farris is smokin’ hot?

She also happens to be really funny, although most of the comedy comes from Rogen, who plays Ronnie as totally serious. His crew of fellow mall cops are also just as funny. You can do a lot with a story when the stakes are this low. Did I mention Anna Faris is smokin’ hot?

Yowza! And Dennis, played by Michael Pena, is also a hoot. The movie is a little dark, just like Ronnie and Hill does a good job of keeping the story fairly believable and just below the rage of a mall shoot out. I have to give this movie 9 out of 10 keggers. You will enjoy it, bros. Go see it.

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Apr10

When boners attack

by tonyd on April 10, 2009 at 1:00 am

The boner– truly man’s best friend… and some ladies’ pal, too. Who doesn’t love a nice stiff one every once in a while? When they’re called for, they’re good for a lot of things, both business and pleasure.

But what about when they’re not called for? All men can tell you, the boner can often have a mind of its own, sometimes popping up at the most inappropriate times. See, even one’s best friend can also be an uninvited guest. This is the concept behind AwkwardBoners.com— a site celebrating the best of the worst boner ambushes that the internet has to offer!

This site is fantastic. For guys, we can look at these photos and share in the universal pain that all men feel when their manhood decides to emerge, like some terrorist sleeper cell, to ruin pretty much every time we’re out in public. For ladies, they might get a better understanding as to why we have to wait a little longer to stand up after making out on their friend’s couch at that house party.

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Apr09

Who Should Eat a Dick

by tonyd on April 9, 2009 at 4:47 am

with Chris Moreno

Every Thursday, Chris Moreno lists individuals whose behaviors have been so deplorable that they should eat a dick.

— To the Spring Hill, Texas school bus driver who unwittingly left a 4-year-old, special needs child on her bus all day without food, water or bathroom— how about eating a dick that’s been left in a hot school bus all day?

— Hey, Cardinal Newman Society, the Catholic lobbying group that’s petitioning Notre Dame university to rescind President Obama’s invitation to give this year’s commencement speech and receive an honorary degree because of his stance on abortion and stem cells— you should all eat dicks cloned off the backs of mice.

— Dick Cheney, who’s left “stay-behinds” in Obama’s government, designed to feed him information and move behind the scenes, should eat his own dick, in a strange mobius strip of dick eating dick.

— The administrators of College Hospitals in Southern California, for dumping mental patients in homeless shelters on Skid Row, rather than continue to care for them, should be taken from their homes and get dropped off at my new shelter for shitty hospital administrators. There, they’ll receive a place to sleep, some new clothes, and three square meals a day. Only thing on the menu– why, dick, of course.

Think someone needs to eat a dick? Email suggestions to dicketer@gmail.com or post in the message board.