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Twitter in Focus: Comic Book Tweets

by tonyd on February 3, 2010 at 2:23 am

Hey bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die.  This week we take a look at Comic Book Related Twitters.  Pledge Jack is very happy about it.  I know, I know, it’s not exactly “cool”, but we are a webcomic, keep in mind.  Let’s take a look.

Comic Book Resources, for those of you non-fanboys, is one of the behemoths of comic book websites.  Probably the last one standing, really.

Average Tweet: “Image Comics Titles On Sale February 3, 2010 http://bit.ly/doNRYh”

Above Average Tweet: “VIDEO: “Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths” Clip http://bit.ly/cCUmzT”

The tweeting is pretty constant, so if you’re a playa in the comic book scene, you oughta hook yourself up.

Gregors Review tweet is to pimp Gregors Review site.  Gregor’s actual site may be more relevant that the tweets, which are short and pithy enough to probably be tweeted.

Average Tweet: “Ultimate Comics X #1 is out tomorrow. Read the EARLY REVIEW here> http://www.gregorsreview.com/2010/02/ultimate-comics-x-1.html”

Above Average Tweet: “@blaquesaber NO. I do not get comped by any publishers for any of my reviews. Why else would I be so damned honest =o)”

Ah, now that’s a reviewer I can respect.

Geeks have come out of the closet to review comics.  Will they dish-dish-dish just like they do on celebrities?  Let’s hope.

Average Tweet: “zac ephron as peter parker? HAHAHAHHAHAH! AHAHHAHAHHAAH! HAHAHAHAHHAAHAH! HAHAHAHHAHHA! AHAHHAHAH! wait….really? balls.”

Above Average Tweet: “what’s really on my mind is, when did jean-marie develop a corporate bitch personality? not that i mind…”

Pretty funny stuff.  It’s even funnier if you mentally add the word “Meee-ow!” at the end of every tweet.

Up in Canada, there is a show called the Comic Book Syndicate.   They are approaching their 50th episode and just go their new website up.  Let’s see it they are up on tweeting.

Above Average Tweet: “Harrison Ford Indy 5!!! http://bit.ly/4CMHA8 If it happens, We’re gonna see it!”

Average Tweet: “Looking for guests for Season 4 of the Comic Book Syndicate, are there industry pros in the area who you can suggest???”

Get down to the States, Comic Book bros.  One visit to San Diego ought to wrap up your interviews for a good solid year.  That’s what I used to do on my old TV show.   Most of the tweets are promos for the site, which has all the episodes.  The show also starts with a comic book comedy sketch.  (Hey, we used to do that too!)  It’s not bad.  Filmed in front of a live audience (nice!) and they mentioned Scud: The Disposable Assassin (another comic we pimped hard on the show).  These guys are on my wave length, check ’em out.

A Howard the Duck avatar?  You guys had me at “She took my eggs“.  Comic Book Movies is nice and specific slice of fanboyism.  Let’s see what they tweet.

Average Tweet: “Five tips for rebooting Spider-Man http://blogs.amctv.com/scifi-scanner/2010/01/spider-man-reboot-tips.php Tell me yours!”

(Totally agree with you btw.)

Above Average Tweet: “The New Yorker seems to think it is ten years ago, painting all Neil Gaiman fans as goth cliches. http://bit.ly/98MLot”

Right on, bro!  Yeah, but what do you expect?  Those guys wouldn’t know Iron Man from Iron Fist.  Again, another promo tweet, but at least we get a little more of a taste.

Not an official one or anything, but comicbookguy411 is amusing, if only to imagine the real voice actor doing the voice.  I think it’s kind of fun to see how close he can get to the attitude and how long before he finally just tires of it.

Average Tweet: “@Bigairjonas i am. disney could ruin my favorites, and put in crap like hannah montana!”

Above Average Tweet: “@Steviebreech i do not speak idiot american”

Not bad.  The problem is that Comic Book Guy tends to be very verbose and negative and most of this is reaction instead of action.  Keep at it, fanboy.  You’ll get the hang of it.

Comic Book Jones is a comic book store in Staten Island, NY.   Clearly, if you work at a comic book store, you have a lot of time to tweet except on Wednesdays.

Average Tweet: “OK brace yourself…Today’s secret sale is BUY ONE GET ONE FREE COMICS!!!! That goes for the wall and the back issue bin! Mention this”

Above Average ReTweet: “I’m really surprised that no one from the Jersey Shore cast is tweeting about the passing of Howard Zinn or J.D. Salinger.”

Ha!  Comic book incentive to read your twitter?  Nice, fellas.  Good move.  Plus, look who they are friends with: “@Ravengregory Happpyyyy bIRTHDAY!”  Of course, who doesn’t know Raven Gregory?  Well, any friend of Raven’s is a friend of the site and shouldn’t be left alone with the hotel mini bar key I always say.

Comicbooksin140 gets a special mention because it’s JUST twittering about comics.   That’s the whole point.

Average Tweet: “Really enjoying this GROOM LAKE series. I wish HBO or Showtime would option it for a series.”

Above Average Tweet: “Herogasm, the spinoff from the Boys, is one twisted adventure. Crisis/SecretWar events are a sham. It’s when Heroes & Villains have an orgy.”

Gutsy, opinionated, funny.  This is 140 characters you can use on your way into the comic book store.  (My God, my attention span is completely—  Wait, what was I typing?)

Comicbookpitt is out of Pittsburgh and is a podcast.

Average Tweet: “ CBP #34 is up and is full of comic book love: http://comicbookpitt.podbean.com”

Above Average Tweet: “Found one last copy of Chew #1 on the shelf today behind a Chucky comic. Don’t know if it was by accident or design, either way, I win!”

That is a tasty find, my friend, as I enjoyed that issues greatly.  Again, fanboys think alike, but again, it’s mostly promo on the tweet.  The real stuff is in the podcast.  They are rapidly approaching their 200th show.  I dig the name.

If you talk about Jack Kirby like he’s still alive, then you might want to check out these old school fanboys at Comic Book Brain.  It’s kind of like the Comics Journal, only (thankfully) with a lot less ‘tude.

Average Tweet: “An Alex Toth page from 1972, Star Spangled War Stories http://www.comicbookbrain.com/large-alex-toth-white-devil-yellow-devil-page.php”

(Alex Toth was the creator of Space Ghost.)

Above Average Tweet: “Elvis and Nixon http://www.comicbookbrain.com/elvis-and-nixon-together.php”

If you can tell the different between the Golden Age and the Silver Age and if you know who Carl Barks is, you should probably follow this tweet.  Of course, if do know that stuff there’s a chance you still refuse to buy a computer.

This was just a smattering of the comic book twittering going on.  Most of its promo stuff.  Found a tweet for Marvel and Image, but not DC.  Again, all promo stuff.  Let’s get some more comments up there people!  (Like me, the media whore should talk.)

Okay, we can’t really rate these because it’s kind of a different standard than an individual.  Just subscribe.  Why not?  Twitter is free.  And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email us here.

└ Tags: CBR, Comic Book Brain, Comic Book Jones, Comic book pitt, Comic Book Resources, Comic Book Syndicate, Comic Book Tweets, comicbookguy411, Gregors Review, Raven Gregory, Twitter in Focus
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Feb01

Valentine’s Day Giveaway Link

by tonyd on February 1, 2010 at 3:16 am

Hey Bros:

Friend to the site, Treacle via the Bendis Board is giving away lingerie on her blog.   It’s free to enter the contest, but you have to link the blog.  Gotta get you lady something.

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Jan30

Frat Boy At the Movies: Crazy Heart

by tonyd on January 30, 2010 at 12:33 am

Crazy Heart is a slow, nuanced, “arty” movie about a non-arty subject: country music.  Jeff Bridges plays Bad Blade, an aging country music star whose career is fading faster than his liver.  He lives kind of like a hobo, playing tiny clubs stuck behind bowling alleys and banging audience members. He meets Maggie Gyllenhaa, AKA: Jane, single mom and news reporter.  The two fall in love, but it’s clear Blake doesn’t have his shit together.

The movie is good, but very slow.  Almost boring.  Almost.  The country music keeps the movie moving and it’s not too bad.  (This from someone who hates country music.)  Ultimately, something is missing from the film.  The cast is solid, the direction is there.  Robert Duvall plays the buddy that wants to get Blake Sober.  Colin Ferrel is the apprentice guitar player who is now the big star.

One scene will make you say, “Oh, shit!  He messed up!” but the rest of it kind of just resolves itself.  Plus, after a nice slow and steady pace, the wrap up begins with jumping to 16 months later.  Kind of abrupt after such a slow and steady pace.  No nudity from Maggie G, but there is a scene where Jeff Bridges begins to put his hand down her panties to fingerbang her, but the camera cuts away.  (Thanks a lot camera.)

I’d give Crazy Heart 6 out of 10 keggers.  If you like country music or want to see a really nuanced performance, you’re definitely going to like it.  You can see it’s an Oscar-worthy movie.  It’s a little too slow for me.  Not enough vampires or robots trying to kill the main character.  If you like that kind of movie, I’d say theater, otherwise, DVD.

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Jan27

Twitter in Focus: Jim Gaffigan

by tonyd on January 27, 2010 at 12:01 am

Hey bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die.  This week’s contestant is comedian, Jim Gaffigan.  Let’s see if his tweets are as hilarious as his stand up.

January 7th, 12:30pm: “There an Extenze drink?! “Yeah I’ll have a vodka & Extenze….and no friends””

Ha!  Strong start.  Funny guy.  Funny guy!

January 7th 12:43pm: “Did some1 really think naming a restaurant Pizza HUT was a good idea? “We want a name that communicates quality food & 3rd world housing!””

Yeah, why not call it “Pizza Tenement” or “Pizza Shed”?

January 7th, 12:49pm: “Pizza Hut: “Is the pizza good?” “Good? They make it in a hut!” “Um I think I’ll just eat at radio shack thanks””

Ow, these cable adapters hurt my teeth.

January 7th, 2:26pm: “if someone gets a tatoo of my face on their face I will give them a nickle.”

Hmm.  Can we see the nickle first?

January 7th, 6:49pm: “My favorite Christmas gift EVER! http://yfrog.com/4efb9rj”

Jeez, I think the tattoo would be easier to explain.

January 8th, 7:29pm: “Ways to improve the morning add following activities: watching TV, getting ready for bed, going to bed.”

Sleep is for the weak, Jim.

January 8th, 8:07am: “Dear Winter, You are trying too hard. Pace yourself!”

Once it’s on a roll, you can’t stop it.

January 8th, 8:16am: “Here’s an idea. We move the morning to noon. Lunch to 3pm. Then Leno, dinner, etc.”

That’s no good for me.  Can we push lunch back to dinner?

January 8th, 8:23am: “Proof the morning sucks. They actually had to create the BREAKFAST burrito AND extend “The Today Show”. http://yfrog.com/3lqa8mj”

Just do what I do in the morning, get up, eat pizza and watch porn.

January 8th, 11:13pm: “Which is a worse name Dick Butkiss or Peter Richard Johnson?”

They are both pretty bad.  They should probably end up in a movie with these women.

January 10th, 9:26am: “My wife thinks I’m weird because of my special diet coke french toast recipe. What’s so white trash about that? http://yfrog.com/4f3xkvj”

Awww.  I just threw up a little.

January 11th, 1:19am: “The iPod of the 80’s. http://yfrog.com/4isodmj”

I can’t play Bananarama on that!

January 11th, 11:50am: “An award for talking about Bacon? http://shortyawards.com/jimgaffigan Is it possible? Isn’t Bacon a reward in a way?”

Yes, you get to hear this song.

January 12th, 2:15am: “The Olympics is the only acceptable place to wear a Speedo. Not the grocery store. Learned that the hard way.”

Unless you look like this. Then it’s okay.

January 12th, 12:32pm: “Why does the food in Taco Bell commercials always looks so different from the “stuff” i get at Taco Bell?”

Because you keep going to the Taco Belle drive thru. It’s a Mexican place run by hot Southern chicks.

January 12th, 12:32pm: “That new Taco Bell diet: If you go to Taco Bell it will make you not want to eat again.”

Yeah, I never eat at any restaurant where the combined age of the cooking staff doesn’t exceed 32.

January 12th, 12:34pm: “”All the Single Ladies”/Andy Griffith Mash-Up (Awesome of the Day) :: Blogs :: High Gravity :: Paste: http://bit.ly/7DsHxR via @addthis”

Funny.

January 12th, 6:25pm: “Class Act! Conan O’Brien Says He Won’t Host ‘Tonight Show’ After Leno – http://nyti.ms/4Q3yVS”

Yeah, NBC should’ve given the sketch show to Conan.

January 12th, 12:19pm: “If you haven’t yet Text the word: YELE to 501501 for a $5 donation. Type HAITI to the number 90999 for American Red Cross donation of $10.”

Yeah, but what the Hell are they doing with the food?

January 16th, 2:52pm: “What a bunch of jackasses! http://yfrog.com/4erdusj”

Aheh, heh. Well, they can’t all be gold.

January 16th, 4:01pm: “Horseshoes? Exactly how bored were they in the Wild West? http://yfrog.com/1d1kmxj”

Ha! Gold!

January 16th, 4:32pm: “When is it a motorcycle and when is it a jetski with wheels? http://yfrog.com/4acr5tj”

In the future, they will be one! Plus, they’ll serve delicious lattes.

January 16th, 8:53pm: “If watching the NFL made you lose weight, I’d be anorexic”

You mean watching the Eagles this year didn’t make you constant vomit?

January 16th, 8:58pm: “If you are going to Taco Bell for a diet, you have a bigger problem than your weight.”

Hey, people that eat at Taco Bell are at least taking a step up from Del Taco.

January 16th, 11:13pm: “It was great watching the Colts beat the penalties, I mean Ravens.”

One of the rare times I actually watch part of the game. I’d make less penalties than those guys.

January 16th, 11:54pm: “STILL recovering from the 45 minutes I spent watching Mama Mia 7 months ago. “God grant me the serenity…””

Thanks for ruining my keyboard. I just did a spittake.

January 17th, 3:35pm: “Just saw a drive thru beef jerky store. Has anyone ever been in that much of hurry to get beef jerky?”

Give me a break! I’ve got places to be! And that shit takes forever to chew.

January 17th, 5:44pm: “Now I know what my wife and I are wearing next New Years Eve. http://yfrog.com/33jx2vj”

Elvis has left his fashion sense.

January 18th, 1:09pm: “”You know that part of wine glass that makes it so special? We’re gonna get rid of it.” http://yfrog.com/321vpbj”

Maybe they’re just comparing it to Miller Light.

January 18th, 1:48am: “”Can u change the temperature outside for me? And by the way, I’d like sunrise moved back an hour too. Thanks!” http://yfrog.com/33lvckj”

And if it rains, build a tiny roof over me.

January 18th, 2:31am: “It looks like my glass lost. http://yfrog.com/35tf1vj”

Well, your glass started it.

January 19th, 9:01pm: “The founder of Taco Bell died. Hope this won’t affect the quality of the food.”

I heard he died after finally eating everything on the menu. His colon lept out of his body and ran away.

January 21st, 1:09pm: “See you Saturday in Montclair, NJ at The Wellmont Theater @ 7 & 930pm. I’ve been told good seats are still… http://bit.ly/8wa8TG”

Rock the house, Jim!

January 23rd, 9:40pm: “I’m looking for an ornament that says I love music AND I have horrible taste. http://yfrog.com/4getgvj”

Yeah, is that supposed to be a Christmas thing? What holiday could that represent?

January 25th, 10:35am: “At first I thought this was an ad for Red Lobster. http://yfrog.com/4iawlej”

Mmm, plus you can get a bloomin’ roach plate.

January 25th, 7:18pm: “This Fri thru Sun Chicago Theater. http://tinyurl.com/ca2cxa Only Single TKTS Avail. Coming up in Feb Houston!”

What? You mean married people can’t see your show? C’mon, Jim, don’t turn your comedy into some kind of meat market

All right, let’s rate Jim Gaffigan’s tweets. For Insanity, I give him a 6, for Style, definitely a 9 and for Mustness, also a 9. That’s an overall score of 7.6, let’s call it an even 8. Definitely a fun follow. And if you have someone to follow on Twitter, shoot us an email here.

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