sf-chris-avatar.jpg  with Chris Moreno

Every Thursday, Chris Moreno lists individuals whose behaviors are so deplorable that they should eat a dick.

— The drunk, 18-year-old New Yorker who caused $3,000 worth of damage to a hardwood floor at a house party with his belt buckle when he attempted to break dance should pop, lock, and eat a dick.

— For the first time I’m stumped.  After police in Tampa arrested a man for walking down the road wearing a clown mask, I can’t tell who should eat a dick– the guy for wearing a clown mask for no reason, or the city of Tampa for having a law against anyone over the age of 16 wearing a mask or hood on a public road.  I leave it to you, dick-a-maniacs, to decide.

— For warning, in a Fox news interview, that God is gonna kill you if you’re gay, Miss Beverly Hills 2010 Lauren Ashley should eat a big, gay dick.  Gays, one of you is gonna have to take one for the team in the service of the greater good.

— The US Supreme Court ruled that police officers are allowed to ad lib reading suspects their Miranda rights.  Ok, ok, I got one: You have the right to eat a fat dick.

— The Allentown, PA man who attempted to rob his roommate with a beer bottle he was trying to pass off as a gun should eat a dick disguised as a dick.

Think someone needs to eat a dick? Email suggestions to dicketer@gmail.com or post in the message board.