Hello, bros and welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Well, instead of a pornstar, I’d thought we have a hot actress that played a pornstar, Elizabeth Banks! Woo-hoo! Let’s take a look at her tweets.
May 7th, 1:31pm: “Hiking: had to pause for a snake crossing, spent rest of hike nervously scanning brush for ankle biters. That’s other snakes, not midgets.”
Don’t be fooled, Elizabeth. If a midget is scared enough, it’ll bite you.
May 7th, 1:32pm: “Altho if a midget jumped out of the brush in front of me, I can’t say I wouldn’t also run away screaming.”
Just remember they are as afraid of you as you are of them. Plus, you can just push them over.
May 7th, 4:13pm: “Trying to break the $1,000 donation threshold for Ovarian Cancer research. Need Tweeps to push it over the top! http://tinyurl.com/26e8fkv”
Nice! Although, in a weird coincidence, that snake you saw, was slithering against fang cancer. Weird, huh?
May 7th, 7:54pm: “Go to: http://tinyurl.com/26e8fkv and donate with a simple click. RT @jsimms26 How do I donate?”
Make sure you donate, bros. We all have to fight Ovarian cancer. Ovaries are too close to the vagina. We can’t take chances.
May 7th, 8:36pm; “So many generous people! Paul, Andre, Todd & Cory gave $100 each!! Pls keep the love coming – it’s Sunday, ya’ll! http://tinyurl.com/2f5w5j2”
Nice, bros.
May 7th, 8:41pm: “Thank you to the long-time lovely @Alyssa_Milano for your RT. You are the Queen of Fundraising & stealer of the heart of @NathanFillion.”
I just watched Castle the other night. Not a bad show.
May 8th, 1:18pm: “On way to NYC for Oprah Walk on Sunday. U can join at: www.oprah.com/walk. Bonus: I’ll be singing What Up Wit Dat! during walk.”
All that walking must keep you in shape, EB.
May 8th, 1:21pm: “Now trying to break the $2,000 donation threshold for Ovarian Cancer research. C’mon Tweeps! http://tinyurl.com/26e8fkv”
I did a walk for charity once. Although I hitched a ride halfway through. Those miles still count, right? I mean, I lied for a good cause.
May 8th, 1:44pm: “Hearing from many family & friends of victims. 15,000 women die a year from Ovarian Cancer in the US. RT @aleximelvin My aunt died of this”
Boo cancer. Too many people dying from it.
May 9th, 7:58am: “Oprah’s walk is here! Suze, Dr Oz, Gayle are all in the house – thank you everyone who donated!!!”
Did Oprah walk? She should walk too.
May 9th, 4:11pm: “It was fun! RT @AlisonBrodPR Elizabeth Banks at the Oprah Live Your Best Life Walk for @lorealparisusa http://twitpic.com/1mfh4c”
Lookin’ good, EB.
May 9th, 4:14pm: “My MET look! RT @ItsMeDMcClenton Gucci Fall 2010: http://memoirsoffashion.blogspot.com/2010/05/elizabeth-banks-in-gucci-fw-2010.html”
Wow, lookin’ hot, EB!
May 9th, 9:21pm: “Red Sox/Yanks match-up so great 2nite b/c 1. sox are killing it & 2. players wearing pink in honor of breast cancer awareness.”
I’m wearing a ribbon for breast awareness, does that count?
May 10th, 3:33pm: “Cleanup in Aisle 6. Unfollowing the interlopers. Away with you, interlopers!”
Wha? Look out, Elizabeth! Some crazy person got a hold of your cellphone and knows how to tweet.
May 12th, 3:37am: “The Yo Yo Master. On real local news. Pure comedy. (via @james_gunn) http://tinyurl.com/2dr4xek”
Ha! Nice.
May 12th, 5:27pm; “Another classic cliched movie line. Hope I have the chance to utter it some day. http://tinyurl.com/29256uq”
Yeah, you gotta get cast in one of those Alien knock-off movies. Perfect flick for that.
May 13th, 9:15pm: “30 ROCK on tonight. 9:30pm. Heard something about Matt Damon on show. He’s talented. Should have a good career ahead of him.”
Huh, Damon, you say? He been in anything else?
May 15th, 2:14am: “Watching RAISING ARIZONA for about the 76th time. Three words: Holly Freaking Hunter. The lady puts on a clinic.”
Awesome, movie. “Turn to the right!”
May 15th, 2:27am: “”What did the pajamas look like?” “I don’t know. They were jammies. They had Yoda’s and shit on ’em.””
“I’ll be takin’ these Huggies and, uh, whatever cash ya got.”
May 15th, 2:32am: “”Why don’t ya call him Jason? I just love Biblical names.””
“And if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin!”
May 15th, 3:35am: “Heading off to sleep to the tunes of “Tall Boy” from @HarMarSuperstar. Bon nuit, y’all.”
Kind of hard to sleep to, but hey, it’s late.
May 17th, 3:15am: “Hate 2 break it 2 u. RT @johnmulhern If they don’t hire @ElizabethBanks as Betty Brant in Spider-Man reboot, I’ll be gravely disappointed.”
I think you’re more of a Gwen Stacy, EB. Blonde hair and all. Or even better, the Black Cat.
7 hours ago: “Just arrived in Cannes. Beautiful as always. Found I enjoy walking around, saying “France” with a twangy, hickish American accent.”
Nice. Now go into a fancy French restaurant and order a hot dog.
2 hours: “No idea what’s happening w/ this film, but here’s a trailer for an indie I did that I adored – “Lovely, Still”. http://tinyurl.com/38bnvm6″
Old people in love, looks like to me.
Okay, let’s rate Elizabeth’s tweets. She’s pretty consistent, so I give her an 8 for Mustness, she’s went a little bit off the reservation so a 6 for Insanity and seems pretty genuine, so I give her a 7 for Style. That’s an overall score of 7. Nice job. Totally worth following. And if you have an idea for Twitter in Focus, email us here..
