Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is guitarist, Dave Navarro. I’ve always been a big fan and not just because he married Carmen Electra. He’s an interesting artist, let’s see if his tweets are just as interesting.
January 31st: “I’ve never stalked ANYONE who didn’t ignore me”
Of course. If they pay attention to you it makes the stalking WAY awkward.
January 31st: “Whats the weather like there? RT @frazerrice: @stevemadrid – might be interesting if they base the Warriors in Detroit; NY is too safe now”
Dave does a lot of interaction with his fans. Lots to tweets. Hard to keep up.
23 hours ago: “I’ll take “Biggest Twitter Flirts” for 800, Alex RT @Immafun1: A question regarding @davenavarro6767 was just on Jeopardy! lol”
Damn Dave, don’t you get laid enough?
22 hours ago: “Had to restart my Blackberry. What to do for the next 5 hours?”
Sounds like you’re going to be tweeting.
22 hours ago: “In the history of things that turn on, nothing has taken longer to turn on than a Blackberry.”
They are too tiny for my ham-sized fingers. I imagine for an expert guitarist like yourself, it is no problem.
22 hours ago: “Yur lucky you dont live “In The D” RT @OMGitsJessieLee: Its cold as hell tonight, but it’s still warmer than most cities. :)”
New Jersey is about to be coated in 1″ of ice. Does that count?
21 hours ago: “Awww thank you @Kayden_Kross ! http://plixi.com/p/73936516”
Oh, man, that’s a lot of popping. Not the same on the app.
19 hours ago: “If one more person tells me to read The Secret, they are getting blocked!”
The Secret? What is this? Oprah’s twitter?
16 hours ago; “Multiple angle videos of a UFO over Jerusalem. http://bit.ly/exyqKH”
Hey, Jesus has to travel in SOMETHING.
16 hours ago: “Highly recommend The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest if you have seen Dragon Tattoo and Played With Fire #lisbethsalander”
Now it is kinda like Oprah’s twitter.
15 hours ago: “Yes! Best kind! RT @gothgirlproblem: is a gothic lolita even a goth? #gothgirlproblems”
Dave, remember what happened to the Marquis De Sade.
13 hours ago: “GHOSTUBE http://bit.ly/h8dV2u”
When will ghosts invade the Internet? That way, I won’t have to stand up to be scared.
13 hours ago: “Gaspar Noe’s Enter The Void on streaming instantly! I thought for sure I’d get to sleep tonight. Guess not.”
God damn, you tweet more than the guys that invented this.
7 hours ago: “Now THOSE would look SO good on me! RT @xolorielxo: These are freaking amazing. http://twitpic.com/3vj3xr”
They do look comfortable, I’ll give you that.
7 hours ago: “Fender Twin for clean/Marshall JCM 900RT @JohnnyB612: @davenavarro6767 I love your clean guitar sound…. What amp/s do you use live???”
Nice! (I have no idea what that means.)
6 hours ago: “People talk SO much shit! So unfair! I only deserve like 60%-75% of it. Maybe 80%, tops!”
It’s the haters, Dave. They love Twitter.
6 hours ago: “Awww thanks Mommy! :) RT @riss13: @davenavarro6767 ACTUALLY….I don’t think you deserve any of it”
Yes, millionaire Goth man needs your sympathy.
6 hours ago: “I have a small fraction of followers who for some reason think I am unaware that my Tweets are public.”
Some people do make these tweets that sound like they are chatting with a specific person and don’t know they are public. I like the tweets that abruptly end and then continue in the next one.
6 hours ago: “Um… Thank you? I think? HAHA RT @marcus_baby: @davenavarro6767 Love U: http://bit.ly/4F4oMs your custom doll! =)”
Dear Lord! Dave, you’re a pagan, you know what this means. You won’t be free of the doll’s curse until you touch it!
5 hours ago: “… And look what arrived today! All my problems have been solved! http://plixi.com/p/74075939”
If you see the bird that lives there, tell me to fucking stop taking my chocolate cereal. Crazy fucker.
4 hours ago: “My chiropractor’s office is so Goth! http://plixi.com/p/74091981”
You laugh, but that’s Jimi Hendrix’s skeleton.
Okay, let’s rate Dave’s tweets. Wow, there were a lot. If I had gone back a week, forget it! Style is a 8, Insanity is a 9 and Mustness is an easy 10. That’s an overall score of 9. Dave is one to follow, if you have about 5 hours a day to read his tweets.
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