Hey Bros!
It’s late and I’m too fried to do Twitter in Focus. Have to push it back until tomorrow. But until there, here’s your Rewritten News update!
Real: Italian Parliament Boosts Berlusconi
Rewritten: Italy Still Corrupt
Real: Rick Perry, Mitt Romney Spar in Presidential Debate
Rewritten: Ron Paul Still Ignored in Debate Headlines
Real: Barnes & Noble to Sell Nook at Radio Shack
Rewritten: Radio Shack to Stay in Business Longer Than Barnes & Noble
Real: Netflix Pairs with Facebook, Except in US
Rewritten: Netflix Hoping to Annoy All Its Customers
Real: Disgraced Pastor Ted Haggard to Appear on “Wife Swap”
Rewritten: Gay Guy Still Insists He’s Straight
Real: Satellite’s Impending Fall to Earth Stirs Anxiety
Rewritten: Media Tries Too Hard to Make You Scare off Shit That Won’t Effect You
Real: Lady Gaga Determined To End Bullying, Meet With Obama
Rewritten: Singer Distracts Leader of Free World With Problem He Can’t Possibly Solve
