Super Frat

Hey Bros!

It’s late and I’m too fried to do Twitter in Focus.  Have to push it back until tomorrow.  But until there, here’s your Rewritten News update!

Real: Italian Parliament Boosts Berlusconi

Rewritten: Italy Still Corrupt

Real: Rick Perry, Mitt Romney Spar in Presidential Debate

Rewritten: Ron Paul Still Ignored in Debate Headlines

Real: Barnes & Noble to Sell Nook at Radio Shack

Rewritten: Radio Shack to Stay in Business Longer Than Barnes & Noble

Real: Netflix Pairs with Facebook, Except in US

Rewritten: Netflix Hoping to Annoy All Its Customers

Real: Disgraced Pastor Ted Haggard to Appear on “Wife Swap”

Rewritten: Gay Guy Still Insists He’s Straight

Real: Satellite’s Impending Fall to Earth Stirs Anxiety

Rewritten: Media Tries Too Hard to Make You Scare off Shit That Won’t Effect You

Real: Lady Gaga Determined To End Bullying, Meet With Obama

Rewritten: Singer Distracts Leader of Free World With Problem He Can’t Possibly Solve