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Feb12

Twitter in Focus: Mark Hamill

by tonyd on February 12, 2014 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is Mark Hamill, AKA: Luke Skywalker.  Let’s see what a Jedi tweets.

@HamillHimself

December 11th:  “Regular Show is renewed for a 6th season as expected-I get an Annie nomination for Skips which was unexpected, but much appreciated-Thanks!”

Skips is awesome.  Can’t get enough of that show.  If you haven’t watched it, you should.

December 20th:  “Last day to support amazing doc I narrated about the inspirational Chris Rush! Please RT! #GoFar http://kck.st/1870Fao  My best gift ever!!!”

Wow, just made it.

December 20th:  “Help make it happen for ‘Stephanie Miller Show on Free Speech TV’ http://igg.me/p/stephanie-miller-show-on-free-speech-tv/cstw/5843006 … #indiegogo via @indiegogo Mama needs our support!!!”

Damn, that one you crushed.  I gotta get the celebrity endorsement for my next KS.

January 7th:  “A remarkable story I recommend for all to see. http://bit.ly/19QnTlV  #FinnigansWar #KoreanWar”

Neat.  Mark loves the documentaries.

January 7th:  “PUT CITIZENS UNITED IN THE DUMPSTER OF BAD IDEAS http://petitions.moveon.org/s/n1AgzT  @moveon”

And he’s political too.  Nice.  Not too many celebs go there.  Although Citizens United is a pretty bad law.  Although, Moveon.org is basically just a branch of the Democratic Party.

January 20th:  “”Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.”-Martin Luther King, Jr.. One of the most inspirational figures of all time!”

How could you not also mention Mace Windu?

January 22nd:  “I’ll be doing my first @reddit ama tomorrow at 1PST. Hope see you there! Fingers crossed you can all help me make it special!”

Totally missed it.  If I had know, I would’ve asked, “Did they let you keep the light saber at the end of each movie?”  That would be pretty cool.  And really, he should have at least ONE.

January 22nd:  “Recently saw @TheWookieeRoars #StarWar‘s photos! What great memories! Thanks for sharing pal!”

Those were pretty cool.

January 22nd:  “About to launch @reddit ama! Can’t wait to hear from everyone! pic.twitter.com/Z9Fwo19F5h”

I would also ask, “Did you ever dress up as the Joker and just scare the shit out of people?”

January 22nd:  “Here’s the link for my @reddit ama http://redd.it/1vvul8 ! See you there!”

You answered a lot.  Solid responses.

January 31st:  “Find out how you can contribute to @MakeAWish and have a chance for us to meet face-to-face. Every little bit helps! http://bit.ly/1lqaIgh”

Charity.  Also nice.  You want the “real” Luke Skywalker to be a good guy.  If he was running around doing coke and hookers, it just would be sad.

February 3rd:  “Still in a state of shock. Such a tragic loss. He willll truly be missed…forever. RIP PSH “@nytimestheater http://nyti.ms/1kHbstR ””

And then there’s that.  Very sad.

February 4th:  “Congrats to all Annie winners! Especially Bobby&Kristen Lopez &Tom Kenny! All 3 pals& all 3 BRILLIANT!! @lopezbobby @Lyrikris10 @AnnieAwards”

It’s nice to just read a happy, positive twitter in general.

February 7th:  “Today is the 50th anniversary of The Beatles’ 1st US visit. To this day I’ve never experienced anything like the excitement they created!!!!”

That’s why you stole the haircut.  It all makes sense now.

February 7th:  “The Neighbors-most underrated comedy on TV is missing from ABC tonight Hope they’re saving them til after the Olympics-it deserves a chance!”

Nah, I’ll watch Regular Show.

February 8th:  “See my incredibly talented son Griffin’s paintings @TheButtercupLA. The cookies are insanely delicious! 11301 W Olympic#106 LA 90064 GO NOW!”

Family plug.  Nice.

Okay, let’s rate Mark’s tweet.  Positivity off the charts.  I give him a 9 for Style, a 7 for Mustness and a 9 for Insanity.  That’s an overall score of 8.3, but Jedis get rounded up, so 9.  Follow Luke—  I mean, the Joker—  I mean, Skips.

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Feb10

Life Skills for Fanboys: Franchise Worship

by tonyd on February 10, 2014 at 12:01 am

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Life Skills for Fanboys:  Fixing the Face of Geek

written by Tony DiGerolamo, Copyright 2014

To further my goal of helping fellow fanboys, I have included an index of links of previous columns with their topics.  Don’t take it personal, I’m just trying to help.  Previous columns are indexed at the end.

What’s a Franchise?

With regard to geek community, franchises are movie and TV show franchises.  Some are old and some are new.  Reporters often call these kinds of franchises genre entertainment and their fan base a “cult following”.  Sometimes they are consider “cool” to like because they appeal to a very broad base of fan.  Other franchises are more inside and appeal only to the hardcore fan base, i.e. one of the geek sub communities.

The Good

A strong franchise tends to have great financial backing.  It’s marketed well, so most potential viewers know about it.  Because it gets wide distribution, there’s more likely of a sequel or a next season.  And when a strong franchise has a good fan base, the creators can sometimes explore the characters and drama far longer than if the franchise crashes and burns.

The Bad

Besides the opposite of the above, some franchises are just awful, but if their backers have deep pockets the sequels and seasons may drag on.  Or, the worst, a good franchise drags on until it is no longer any good.  The corporate entities just squeeze whatever money they can out of the loyal fan base.

The Exploitation

I think we all know the franchises I’m talking about, fanboys.  Two in particular have taken up a lot of space, you might say.  And while show business has always been a business, these days franchise are being run less like creative enterprises and more like production lines at a factory.  Yet the fans, mostly because of the franchises’ early glory days, continue to hang on, hoping for a comeback.

The Bar

But the bar for every fan is not the same.  Even in the geek community, there are fans that are far more tolerant of a retreaded plot and poor dialogue, as long as the prerequisite special effects are on board.  There’s nothing wrong with that, I’m merely acknowledging the bar.

But even for fans with low bars for entertainment, they eventually move up that bar.  It can’t stay low forever.  And quite frankly, it doesn’t take all that much to hire a decent writer.  Writers simply aren’t valued in the studio system.  They are “needed”, but these days, studios put far more emphasis on hitting the perceived marketing points for various demographics (these days, women demos are key) than anything else.

One very popular franchise on TV right now is huge, but to me, it’s dead.  Even undead you might say.  That particular franchise has had various problems, especially with its staff and seems to be blindly targeting the female demographic to the point of absurd plot twists.

What Should Be Done if Anything

I’ve avoided mentioning franchises by name because I wanted to avoid an argument about my personal tastes.  That’s not what it’s about.  It’s about what the geek community supports.  For far too long, I’ve see conventions and, by extension, the geek community, support TV and movie franchises that either A) had little to do with the geek audience, B) was cynically trying to exploit the geek audience or C) was just plain terrible.

I’m not saying there’s an easy line to be drawn here, but where is the line?  I don’t see it.  When I go to shows, it seems like any half-baked movie or TV franchise can get promoted.  The San Diego Comic Con now promotes so many TV shows and movies each year, there seems to be no line.  If you’re going to open the show up to everyone and everything, it ceases to be special.

So if every “norm” is going to show up at, let’s say, Convention X.  And they’re going to promote all TV, all movies along with geek stuff.  Wouldn’t the geek stuff get pushed to the side?  I mean, geek stuff has traditionally been niche.  We’re niche outside the con.  If we get pushed to niche inside the con, it ceases to be our community.

The Line

There needs to be one.  I’m not sure who should draw it and I’m not sure what should be on either side.  Some franchises are decades old and are currently a great time.  While others seem to be raveling off into space.

Maybe if the fan base were more discerning, a franchise like Firefly would still be around.

If we let the makers of the movie and TV franchises define us, we’re at the mercy of what they create.  Star Trek conventions, when they were created, almost single-handedly saved the franchise from oblivion.  Fan pressure can do good things and keep good shows going.  But bad shows continue to hang on because fans are sometimes, well, lazy.  I knew a guy that was buying Avengers long past their good years, just to keep his run in tact.  I said, “Why keep buying if all you do is complain about it now?  Your Avengers are over.”  He eventually stopped buying, as well he should.  How else was Marvel going to get the message to get their act together?

Education

Education is really the answer.  Young fans may not know just how awesome the original Star Trek series is or how great the Fantastic Four was under Jack Kirby.  It’s not about making fans like what you like, it’s about exposing them to quality stuff.  Once you’ve have a good steak, it changes your view of crappy hamburgers.

So do a fan (and yourself) a favor, educate them about the good stuff.  And when a franchise is past its prime, don’t be afraid to say so.  And when it returns with renewed vigor, don’t be afraid to watch it again.

It’s time to be a bit more discerning, fanboys.

Previous Columns

The Face of Geek Needs Work

Fixing the Face of Geek

Obesity at Cons

The Art of Conversation

Grooming

The Line Between Fans and Pros

Geek Elitism

Convention Panels

Convention Volunteers

Food Gifts

Women and Cons

Get Your Room Party Together

Stop Bringing Your Kids to Cons

 

└ Tags: comics, education, Franchise Worship, franchises, geek, geek community, Life Skills for Fanboys, movies, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, TV
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Feb09

Your Fratoscope: February 9, 2014

by tonyd on February 9, 2014 at 12:01 am

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If your birthday is this week:  The stars say, stop wishing for snow, you ski-loving bastard!

Aries:  The voices in your head come will finally come to an agreement.  Soup instead of salad.

Taurus:  Your cellphone’s under the pillow.

Gemini:  This week, you’ll eat a jelly bean that’s bean flavored and looks exactly like a bean.

Lemini:  You will drink so much caffeine, your heartbeat will turn into a steady hum…until it explodes.

Cancer:  You will have a hilarious and surprising gardening accident.

Leo:  You will be accosted by an incredibly rare gang of “land pirates”.

Virgo:  You have a date with destiny, but unfortunately, destiny’s aunt comes into town and cancels at the last minute.

Libra:  You will scientifically confirm that yes, bitches do be trippin’.

Scorpio:  You will receive and email from your favorite porn site asking you to go easy on their servers for a while.

Sagittarius:  One of your online avatars breaks up with you, but assures you that it’s the avatar and not you.

Capricorn:  Your future is clouded in mystery, mostly because you buy a fog machine for your apartment.

Aquarius:  You will take the third biggest shit in your life.

Pisces:  You will have such a fantastic meal, the waiter will tip you.

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Feb08

Ten Things I’d Like to See in the Olympics

by tonyd on February 8, 2014 at 12:01 am

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The Olympics are so God damned boring.  I just don’t get it.  I mean, I understand it, I just don’t know how anyone would want to sit down and watch it.  Sure, you like to know how many medals we won, even though we’re from the most powerful country in the world and end up taking tons of medals away from poorer countries.  But that shouldn’t take more than two minutes, tops.  Here now are Ten Things I’d Like to See in the Olympics, that would make we want to watch….maybe.

1.  Scorecard girls:  Hey, works for boxing.  Throw some titties in there.  Couldn’t hurt.

2.  Eating Events:  No, I don’t think those fatsos are really athletes either, but at least the ground would be pretty level with the other countries.

3.  Nudity:  That’s what the original Olympics had.  Those skin tight bodysuits leave little to the imagination anyway.

4.  Drinking Contests:  C’mon, Ireland needs a medal.

5.  Live Betting:  I’m sure the rest of the world probably already does it.  Let’s see those odds.

6.  Gladiator Games:  They don’t have to kill each other.  The UFC is practically there already.

7.  Smash Up Derby:  You bring in the hillbilly audience and you get to see cars crash.  Win-win.

8.  The Prison Olympics:  Tell these guys they get to go free if they win a gold and you’ll see some serious competition.

9.  Weighted Scoring:  Countries with the least money and training should get their athletes’ scores weighted so they actually have a shot at a medal.

10.  Olympics After Dark:  Why not have sex events?  As a great comedian once said, “Sex should be an Olympic Sport because if you’re good at blowjobs, you deserve a medal.”

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