1. I like my dog.
  2. I like my stuff.
  3. I like hot chicks that dress hot.
  4.  I like my friends.
  5.  I like privacy at home.
  6.  I like my nose.
  7.  I like sobriety.
  8.  I like actually getting what I paid for.
  9.  I hate the TSA.
  10. No, seriously, fuck the TSA.