Nov14
Ten Things You’ll Never See on a Starbucks Cup
on November 14, 2015 at 12:01 am
- Have a Caffeine-Free Day!
- Why not add some cheese to your coffee?
- This will burn the shit out of your balls, so don’t spill it.
- You know you could’ve made an entire pot of coffee for what you just paid for this.
- Free Refills!* *Not actually free.
- If you drink more than four of these, your heart will explode.
- Drink fast, the prize inside is melting!
- Put your cream in me. (Phrasing!)
- Hey, at least you’re not in Dunkin’ Donuts.
- Happy Secular Holiday, Generic Friend!
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