RewrittenNewsDeskWerewolf

Socialist Will Touch Your Junk

Bureaucrat Gives Up Doing Job

Evil Organization Corrupts Young

Burglar Drops In

Man has a— Oh, Dear God! Holy shit!

Tony D Banned From Buses and Trains

News Company Doing Everything But Reporting News Well

Bush Banned

Maintenance Finally Does Job

Convent Hogging All of God’s Attention

Not Grrrrreat