Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is Jason Alexander, AKA: George Constanza from Seinfeld.  He’s funny on the show, let’s see what he’s tweeting.


December 16th:  “If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. ― Einstein  I love this quote.”

That’s a pretty good quote.  I also like “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”

December 16th:  “I had a joyous time recording this wonderful book. You might enjoy.

You know, I could see the George Constanza character reading the “For Dummies…” books, only he gets frustrated half way through and just screams, “Forget it!  Forget it!”

December 16th:  “Happy Chanukah, my friends.”

What’s the Jewish version of Festivus, I wonder.

December 17th:  “actually got into a discussion tonight on which was better – Quisp or Quake. Anyone remember? Anyone care? Anyone vote?”

Quake.  Breakfast cereal makes a terrible video game.

December 17th:  “I did a very funny, fun and poignant book on tape – Elevating Overman. If you’d like a copy, here t’is.

That’s pretty sweet.  How does the author make any money, I wonder?  Commercials in the book?

December 17th:  “Just wanted you all to know, Quisp totally p’owned Quake. And i agree with the voters :)”

Wow, people really love cereal.

December 18th:  “Ah, the joys of sitting in a gastroenterologist office.”

Could be worse.  You could be sitting in the penis doctor’s office.

December 19th:  “What I Wish Sony Said and Did Read:

Yeah, they’ll never do that.  In my view, Sony’s first question was, “How can we make even more money on this?”  Word is, NK probably wasn’t the hackers.

December 19th:  “Yes, in my previous looooong tweet, the first sentence should refer to the leader of NORTH Korea, not South. Oops.”

Kind of like a twitter blog, I guess.  It all comes back to Tumblr.

19 hours ago:  “This may fall under “Jews don’t get it” but what is the deal with eggnog? What the hell am I drinking here?”

Liquid candy cane mixed with cream and booze.  We goyim want to get drunk and get diabetes.

19 hours ago:  “HAPPY FESTIVUS! May ur pole be straight, ur feats be strong & your grievances be few. With love from the Costanzas – Frank, Estelle, George”

I have grievances!

Okay, let’s rate Jason’s twitter.  Some behind-the-scenes, no plugs and some decent links.  I give him a 7 for Mustness, a 9 for Style and a 9 for Insanity.  That’s an overall score of 8.3.  Follow Jason.

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