Toddler Starting Mid-Life Crisis Early

Egypt Still Fucked

Avatar Planet Discovered

Actress Announces Plans to Never Appear in a Tom Cruise Movie

Congress Anxious to Bring Shitty Legislation Off-Planet

Future Terrorists Promise Not to Shoot Americans With Own Guns Later

Murdering Not Considered “Cool” in High Schools Anymore

CNN Tackles Important Issue

90’s Band Still Together For Some Reason

Dangerous Facebook Criminal Released

U.S. Government Still  Doesn’t Understand Debt