Ten Things You’ll Never See on the Walking Dead
on April 23, 2012 at 12:01 am
Although the last two episodes were pretty awesome, for a while, The Walking Dead was becoming the show I was loving to hate. Here’s ten reasons why:
1: Someone getting the idea to just run over the zombies using all the extra cars.
2: Someone digging trenches and building fences ahead of time, anticipating the next zombie attack.
3: Someone making sure everyone carries a melee weapon at all times.
4: The systematic emptying of the pharmacy instead of several dangerous trips back.
5: Chain stores. Where’s the god damned CVS and McDonald’s and Home Depot?
6: Melodram-free moments of conversation that don’t involve talking about “What Rick will say.”
7: Someone that says, “You know, even if this prisoner gets away, he’ll probably just get eaten by zombies.”
8: Someone that figures out that the zombies are attracted to noise, turns on a music system inside a building and then burns it down when it’s full of zombies.
9. Logic.
10. This phrase: “Hey, Laurie, watch your fucking kid for a change.”
Something you have said there actually happens later on in the comic… so may happen in the series……
Logic!!! lol awesome list, witty and kewl
#1, #2, and #7 all happen in the comic. The first half of #8 happens, they’re just never smart enough to make a trap for the zombies.
#5 is also in the comic. You can clearly see a McDonalds.
Wow, your idea of a ‘good’ walking dead would be fucking boring! Stop being such a martyr!
you should never set zombies on fire…the only thing worse than being attacked by a group of zombies is being attacked by a group of zombies lighting everything around them on fire!
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