Ten Things You’ll Never See on the Walking Deadon April 23, 2012 at 12:01 am
Although the last two episodes were pretty awesome, for a while, The Walking Dead was becoming the show I was loving to hate. Here’s ten reasons why:
1: Someone getting the idea to just run over the zombies using all the extra cars.
2: Someone digging trenches and building fences ahead of time, anticipating the next zombie attack.
3: Someone making sure everyone carries a melee weapon at all times.
4: The systematic emptying of the pharmacy instead of several dangerous trips back.
5: Chain stores. Where’s the god damned CVS and McDonald’s and Home Depot?
6: Melodram-free moments of conversation that don’t involve talking about “What Rick will say.”
7: Someone that says, “You know, even if this prisoner gets away, he’ll probably just get eaten by zombies.”
8: Someone that figures out that the zombies are attracted to noise, turns on a music system inside a building and then burns it down when it’s full of zombies.
10. This phrase: “Hey, Laurie, watch your fucking kid for a change.”