Posts Tagged toupee

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Dec22

Rewritten Headlines: Big Wang to Grinch Snitch

by tonyd on December 22, 2017 at 12:01 am

Cock of the Walk Out of Work Another Day Down Under Automatic Asshole Built Dude Doesn’t Understand Girlfriend’s Job Letters Way More Complicated Than Previously Thought Hipsters Eating Their Own Captain Obvious Now Working in Morgue Woman Stalking Jesus Man […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May20

Ten Things I Expect if Trump Goes to Jail

by tonyd on May 20, 2017 at 1:34 am

 He’ll be forced to beat up Anthony Weiner on his first day.  Issued an extra bunk for his toupee.  Will host reality show to pick best cellmate.  Already has tons of cred to join White Supremacist Gang.  Will leverage cigarette […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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