1.  He’ll be forced to beat up Anthony Weiner on his first day.
  2.  Issued an extra bunk for his toupee.
  3.  Will host reality show to pick best cellmate.
  4.  Already has tons of cred to join White Supremacist Gang.
  5.  Will leverage cigarette holdings to purchase entire cellblock.
  6.  Dominates the TV room by constantly watching “The Apprentice” reruns.
  7.  Insists all his prison guards must be family members.
  8.  Casino games replace books in prison library.
  9.  Insists conjugal visits with Melania catered by prison steakhouse.
  10.  Prison forced to build wall between Trump supporters and Mexican Mafia.