Posts Tagged Russia

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May24

Rewritten Headlines: Brad Pitt to 3-D Food Printing

by tonyd on May 24, 2013 at 12:01 am

Apocalyptic Movie Premieres in Apocalyptic City John Travolta/Nick Cage Sequel Happening Geeks More Numerous in High Schools Organization Pretends to Like Gay People Russian Democracy Just as Hypocritical NYPD Still Stopping and Frisking Wrong People 9 Year-Old Not Liking Her […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb16

Ten Things You’ll Never See a Meteor Hit

by tonyd on February 16, 2013 at 12:01 am

Meteors have shitty aim.  Actually no aim.  Is it any wonder the only thing they can hit is something the size of Russia?  Here’s ten things you’ll never see one of them hit. 1.  Your dog while playing fetch  (“That’s […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec20

Rewritten Headlines: Doomsday to X Factor

by tonyd on December 20, 2012 at 12:01 am

Dumbasses Find Out NASA’s Phone Number Evolution Made Us Fight That Movie Orphan, Never Gonna Happen Now Marine Really Had to Pee Slave Labor Still Profitable GOP a Bunch of Pussies Jersey Shore Never Going to Stop Somewhere a Pimp […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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