Posts Tagged planet

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Dec18

Rewritten Headlines: Planet to Earthquake

by tonyd on December 18, 2015 at 12:47 am

Planet Dying Millennials Still Full of Themselves Someone to Punish, Found Movie Everyone Expected to Like, Liked by Fans Scientists Waste More Money Homeless Guy Adopts Trendy Schtick Man Destroys Pussy Finally, an Escape Plan That Works Victim Found and— […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May16

Rewritten Headlines: FCC to Toilet

by tonyd on May 16, 2014 at 12:01 am

FCC Pretends to Care About Internet More Powerful Country Threatens Less Powerful Country Off Color Joke in the Making Newspaper Pretends It’s Still Relevant Glory Days Don’t Always Pass You By Rockstar Bored Cereal 50% Delicious Cat Doesn’t Like Dog […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr18

Rewritten Headlines: Rapper to Cocaine

by tonyd on April 18, 2014 at 12:01 am

Rapper Cuts Off Half His Lyric Potential Something Happens That CNN Will Finally Cover That Isn’t a Missing Plane Business That Needed Bailout, Probably Needing New One Soon Store to Move Two’s of Dollars Around Actor Needs Money Avatar Planet […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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