News is hard. Headlines are less hard. But rewritten headlines are even less harder than that! Here now is your news written in spoiler form. Real: Scarlett Johansson Exposed by Hacker Rewritten: Greatest Hacker in World Unleashes Most Awesome Boobie […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If your birthday is this week: You discover that your “world record sized dump” is inappropriate discussion fodder for a first date. Aries: Ironically, your terrorist-proof bunker will collapse today. It’s a good thing all the 9/11 scare mongering was […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Time for the news, bros. But why read the news when you can skim with the help of Tony D. Real: Manning Sideline by Another Operation Rewritten: Colts to Suck This Season Real: Southern California Hit By A Big Power […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If your birthday is this week: You discover that no one wants to eat your world-record sized hot dog, mostly because you have to leave a large portion of it on the ground as you cook it a section at […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
