Posts Tagged hipsters

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Dec12

Rewritten Headlines: Kabul to U.S. Congressional Staff

by tonyd on December 12, 2014 at 12:01 am

Worst School Play Review Ever Horrible President Plans Horribly Expensive Building FCC Charges Tax Payers What Kids Already Have On Their Phones Fish No Longer Fun Taking Random Medicine, Bad Nazis Running Gumball Machines CIA Sorry It Got Caught Hipsters […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct24

Rewritten Headlines: Airlines to Nebraska

by tonyd on October 24, 2014 at 12:01 am

Diseased Planes Unpopular Canada’s Security Blows Too U.S. Making Doubly Sure It Can Blow Up People Next Year Courts Cover Government’s Ass New York Gets One More Problem Christian Bale to Yell at New Director Hippies Come Up With Plan […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep26

Rewritten Headlines: Holder to Martian Balls

by tonyd on September 26, 2014 at 12:01 am

Bumbling Government Employee Finally Quits Hollywood Actor Tired of Banging More Than One Hot Chick FBI Unsure of How Bad Imaginary Scare Should Be U.S. Lines Up Next Bombing Target Penn Government Employees Spankin’ It on Taxpayer Dime French to […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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