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Jul19

Rewritten Headlines: Emmys to Detroit

by tonyd on July 19, 2013 at 12:01 am

Television Officially Jumps Shark Judge Officially Ends Magna Carta Chips Remember Who They Hit With Shit I For One Welcome Our Virus Overlords Old Magazine Momentarily Relevant Irish Sopranos Actually Happens Greece Hoping to Beat U.S. to Police State Sharks […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul12

Rewritten Headlines: Toddler to U.S. Budget

by tonyd on July 12, 2013 at 12:01 am

Toddler Starting Mid-Life Crisis Early Egypt Still Fucked Avatar Planet Discovered Actress Announces Plans to Never Appear in a Tom Cruise Movie Congress Anxious to Bring Shitty Legislation Off-Planet Future Terrorists Promise Not to Shoot Americans With Own Guns Later […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul04

Rewritten Headlines: Mouse to Drones

by tonyd on July 4, 2013 at 12:01 am

Inventor Clicks Last Link Scientists Still Geeks World Leaders Disagree on How Best to Share Spying Power Police Still Imagine They Can Save People From Terrorism Rich People Pretend Law Matter Celebrity Realizes Internet Full of Assholes Bionic Woman Not […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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