Posts Tagged current events

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Jul12

Rewritten Headlines: Toddler to U.S. Budget

by tonyd on July 12, 2013 at 12:01 am

Toddler Starting Mid-Life Crisis Early Egypt Still Fucked Avatar Planet Discovered Actress Announces Plans to Never Appear in a Tom Cruise Movie Congress Anxious to Bring Shitty Legislation Off-Planet Future Terrorists Promise Not to Shoot Americans With Own Guns Later […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul04

Rewritten Headlines: Mouse to Drones

by tonyd on July 4, 2013 at 12:01 am

Inventor Clicks Last Link Scientists Still Geeks World Leaders Disagree on How Best to Share Spying Power Police Still Imagine They Can Save People From Terrorism Rich People Pretend Law Matter Celebrity Realizes Internet Full of Assholes Bionic Woman Not […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun28

Rewritten Headlines: Gay Marriage to Junk Food

by tonyd on June 28, 2013 at 12:01 am

Gay People Eager Not to Have Sex Anymore Rich Elites Consider Replacement for Guy That Steals Them Money Americans Feeling Fine and Don’t Need No Help Criminal Knows F-Bomb You’re Not Going to Like How This Looks Blue Screen of […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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