Jun02

Phoenix Comicon Class of 2010

by tonyd on June 2, 2010 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

My trip to Los Angeles and Phoenix was a blast. Many thanks to Brother Hollywood for setting it up and driving me around all this week. The Super Secret Super Frat project is back online, I’m happy to announce. Still can’t share any details yet, but we had a good meeting and things are looking more positive than they’ve ever been.

We did a signing at the Comic Bug and the Phoenix Comicon. For the full post on all those events, click here for my blog post at the Webcomic Factory. For now, let’s welcome the new bros from the Phoenix Comicon!


Brother Venus

Brother Spaminator

Brother Triangle, Square, X, O

Brothers Beer Fu and King

Brothers Crystal and Bro (They’re last name is really “Bro”! It’s Danish.)

Thanks to all the new bros and everyone that supported us at the Phoenix Comicon. We love you guys, seriously. You gave us free food all weekend and with all the munchies that Mistah Shit had, that saved us a ton of loot. A special shout out to the crazy female fan that grabbed my ass. Sorry about farting in your hand, but you knew the risks. Twitter in Focus will be back on Friday with David Lynch, so don’t miss that. And don’t forget to check out the rest of what went down at the Webcomic Factory, as the post continues…


(Adam, Tone, Ben, Ben’s girlfriend, Christian, Tony, Chris and Lauren at Chili’s after the Comic Bug.)

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May31

Suburban Ghetto #2: Red Box DVD in Ghetto-Vision!

by tonyd on May 31, 2010 at 12:03 am

Lead Pipe Entertainment has a quickie for you today, it’s the second installment of Suburban Ghetto.

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May31

Tony D’s Rejected Comedy Samples: Sex at 60 mph

by tonyd on May 31, 2010 at 12:01 am

I forget what website this sample was for. Reading it back, I think it’s merely amusing and not hilarious. Still some good tips.

Sex at 60 mph: A Gentlemen’s Guide to Vehicular Orgasm
written by Tony DiGerolamo
Copyright 2007

Some may consider committing a sexual act inside a car lewd, crude and possibly illegal. However, sex is 90% mental and generating excitement in frontal lobes is always a positive thing. What woman doesn’t want to live a little dangerously? And have you ever met a woman who didn’t like to be ravaged before you made it to the bedroom? When libidos are unleashed it’s inevitable your car will become the boudoir. Here are a few tips to keep things sensible and safe.

1) Straight-aways are your friend: Assuming your alignment is up to par, finding a good stretch of road where you won’t have to steer is essential.
2) Use both feet: Depending on your position, you may not be able to lift your left and shift it to the brake pedal in an emergency. Make sure you’ve got one foot on the break and one on the gas.
3) Endurance is irrelevant: Holding out isn’t a priority in this sex act. If you get done early, you can please your date with one hand while driving with the other.
4) Don’t worry about the interior: Your date’s bodily fluids are unlikely to make a lasting impression on your seats.
5) Oral Sex is best: This allows the maximum mobility and safety at any speed. Just beware of truckers and busses passing you, as their elevated position will allow them to see you.

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May29

Frat Boy At the Movies: Harry Brown

by tonyd on May 29, 2010 at 12:01 am

Harry Brown is like a darker, British version of Gran Torino. Michael Caine infuses the Harry character with a great deal of humanity, so it rises above what would normally be just another version of Death Wish.

The story opens as Harry, a retired ex-marine, is living in an English slum called the Estates. Plagued by violent street gangs, Harry minds his own business, never venturing into the subway tunnel that the gangs frequently loiter in. Playing chess with his only friend, Harry is running out the clock while trying to hold onto hope that his dying wife might somehow recover.

But one local gang in particular is spirally further and further out of control. The opening of the movie establishes their penchant for video taping their murderous rampages. When Harry’s friend is finally killed by the gangs, he decides to fight back.

But there’s no A-team moment here of Harry gearing up. Even while trying to purchase an illegal gun to “shoot pigeons off his roof”, Harry’s humanity won’t allow him to ignore an O.D.’ing junkie girl. Maybe it’s because Harry is just so likable that I enjoyed this movie, but I think it’s really well done too. Things build to a climax nicely and Caine gives Harry a good send off.

I give Harry Brown 9 out of 10 keggers, bros. Definitely go see it.

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