Mar10

Character Bio: Dean Calfinch

by tonyd on March 10, 2011 at 2:13 am

Name: Dean Calfinch, Dean Loafpinch, The Dean, The Mean Dean

Rank: Dean, Ryesmore University

Superpowers: Self-Righteous Indignation, Disgust, Outrage

Rumor has it that Dean Calfinch rushed Lambda Sigma Rho back in the day and never got in.  Thus, his hatred for that fraternity knows no bounds.  He’s been at war with the bros long before they got their superpowers.  The Dean has tried several times to get Lambda Sigma Rho kicked off campus, but they always seem to find a way to come back.  Dean Calfinch has aligned himself with General Disdain, the Gammas and various members of the faculty.  But he vows someday to get those guys and shut down their “vulgar” webcomic.

First Appearance: Something From Heaven

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Mar10

Character Bios: The Hilterstein Twins

by tonyd on March 10, 2011 at 12:01 am

Name: Aldolfa and Eva, Haddassah and Havelah

Rank: Evil Children, Collegetown

Superpowers: Super Science, Anti-Semitism

The Hitlerstein Twins are two evil, little anti-Semites that built a giant Nazi Robot to attack Collegetown.  Fortunately, their evil plot was undone partially by Super Frat, but mostly by their mother, who forced them to get ready for dinner.

First Appearance: Aldolfa & Eva

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Mar10

Character Bios: Mimi/Sobrietana

by tonyd on March 10, 2011 at 12:01 am

Name: Mimi Coriander, Sobrietana, Egyptian Goddess of Sobriety

Rank: Professor of Ancient Studies, Ryesmore University

Superpowers: Flying, Explosions, Goddess Powers, Time Travel, Indignant Outrage

Professor Coriander is in charge of the Ryesmore Museum, which contains artifacts from various civilization.  The school has run out of money for upkeep, so Mimi is little more than a rubber stamp for Dean Calfinch’s budget cuts.  She could care less about the exhibits, as she is in love with the Dean.

When Brother MPH attempted to help restore the Ancient Egyptian wing of the museum, the bros knocked over a case when Mimi was present.  She uncovered a magical Chastity belt that turned her into the the Egyptian Goddess of Sobriety.  Mimi seems only dimly aware that she transforms, as she also did this during the Super Frat/Dick Masterson Crossover.

First Appearance: The Jackass Cometh

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Mar10

Character Bios: Franken’Gine

by tonyd on March 10, 2011 at 12:01 am

Name: Franken’Gine, Ms. Gine, Professor Gine

Rank: Professor of Women Studies, Ryesmore University

Superpowers: Super Strength, Feminism, Rage

Franken’Gine was built by Brother Bitter, with help from Count Steve.  Originally, she was suppose to be Bitter’s ultimate girl.  Built from dead super models, bikini girls and pornstars.  Unfortunately, Count Steve destroyed first brain Bitter chose for the monster and ended up with that of a Feminist.    Things went downhill from there, as Franken’Gine cockblocked all the bros and even managed to ruin Rubber’s perfect dating streak.

She is now Professor of Women Studies at Ryesmore, but so far, none of the bros have taken her classes.

First Appearance: Franken What?

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