Awesome Car Becomes More Awesome
War Monger Honored for Doing Non-War Monger Things
Randy Quaid Still Not on Reality Show
My Name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
Sleazy Music Conducive to Shopping
Awesome Car Becomes More Awesome
War Monger Honored for Doing Non-War Monger Things
Randy Quaid Still Not on Reality Show
My Name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
Sleazy Music Conducive to Shopping
Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is David Goodman, writer for Family Guy, Futurama and others! He’s a funny writer, let’s see what he’s tweeting.
July 20th: “Great thing about a term like “binge watch” is it makes you sound like you did something.”
Or it makes you sound like you have a serious television problem.
August 29th: “Pretty sure Trump wouldn’t be caught dead with the type of person who’d actually vote for him.”
Pretty much, yeah.
August 31st: “I’m giving up trying to figure this out: What the hell is a “bae”?”
It’s the Twitter version of “babe”.
August 31st: “A lot of people who never heard of Mt. McKinley are upset Obama changed the name of Mt. McKinley.”
Obama changed it? By why would his Muslim overlords order him to do that?
September 2nd: “If you like assholes in cycling outfits sitting around having coffee and talking too loud, then LA is your town.”
Plus they all have screenplays. Don’t forget that.
September 18th: “Every night, I rush home to be with my couch.”
Aw, that’s nice. But Simpsons did it.
October 1st: “”I-ah told that-a bitch to keep it-a secret!” – Pope”
You made the Pope sound like Mario.
October 4th: “Like most Americans, I’m concerned about Syria and have no idea what’s going on there.”
Syria… Which planet is that?
October 7th: “Ben Carson reminds me of the kid in my 5th grade class who said he was good at Kung fu so, if confronted, he could beat up Godzilla.”
He would be a scary doctor to visit.
October 9th: “”Holocaust is coming, lets get some guns!” “We can’t because gun control!” “Hitler, always one step ahead!” Ben Carson’s History of the Jews”
I wonder if he planned on being the next Rudy Giuliani.
January 17th: (Pinned tweet) “”My friend is totally crushing it!” – someone who wants some credit for what the friend is doing, even though they deserve none.”
Ooo, pinned tweet. That’s a pretty funny one. Could totally see that on Family Guy.
Okay, let’s rate David’s tweets. Plenty of material. Plus he’s plugging a book, The Autobiography of James T. Kirk. A Trekkie must. I give him a 7 for Mustness, an 8 for Insanity and a 9 for Style. That’s an overall score of 8, follow David.
And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email me here.
Ingredients: Five beers, 3/4 of a bottle of off-brand tequila, Slim Jim
Step One: Drink five beers.
Step Two: Drink tequila.
Step Three: Realize it’s time for your Randy “The Macho Man” Savage imitation.
Step Four: Snap into a Slim Jim. Mmm!
Step Five: Pass out.
Step Six: Dream of setting a world record with delicious meat.
Young Professor X (James McAvoy) plays a very corrupt cop intent on getting a promotion. He’ll stop at nothing to sabotage his coworkers while he does drugs, breaks the law and celebrates police oppression. For the first act and part of the second, McAvoy tears up the screen behaving more and more outrageously. The trailer promised a pretty outrageous movie and the first half, mostly delivers.
It’s the second half (after the big revelation, spoilers ahead) that kills the movie. It basically establishes McAvoy’s character as being pretty crazy, which kind of undermines his entire deal. There’s a few moments where it looks like he’ll redeem himself, but it doesn’t happen. The dark ending on top of that, really doesn’t work either. This movie probably would’ve worked better as an over-the-top, comedy/satire about the modern police force. Instead, it kind of just peters out.
McAvoy dominates the movie. He’s the star, but there are plenty of other characters that could’ve been fleshed out more. It almost rises above with such a strong start, but in the end, I cannot recommend this flick.
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