: Five beers, 3/4 of a bottle of off-brand tequila, Slim Jim

Step One: Drink five beers.

Step Two: Drink tequila.

Step Three: Realize it’s time for your Randy “The Macho Man” Savage imitation.

Step Four: Snap into a Slim Jim. Mmm!

Step Five: Pass out.

Step Six: Dream of setting a world record with delicious meat.