Jan25

Twitter in Focus: Kirk Fox

by tonyd on January 25, 2017 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is comedian Kirk Fox.  Let’s see what he’s tweeting.

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January 20th:  “My dog watching the ”

He’ll never be the same.

January 21st:  “Jokes. No one got hurt. is where I work.”

Nice.  How’s the benefits there?

January 22nd:  “I should pay attention to the news. I thought this was a half price sale on Louboutins.”

I hear it’s overrated.  And fake.

January 22nd:  “”Take me to my poop quarter, jester” “Yes, my lady.””

Yeah, my dogs are diva dogs like that.

January 22nd:  “It doesn’t matter who wears the pants in a relationship. What matters is who washes them.”

And who poops in them.

January 23rd:  “I’m seasonal.”

The Christmas comic?

6 hours ago:  “I hope our president doesn’t sue us.”

I can’t imagine a scenario where that doesn’t happen.

Pinned Tweet:  “If God is your copilot you must be a great pilot. I mean, God could probably fly with anyone he wants and he chose you. That is impressive.”

Yeah, but eventually he gets resentful and kills you to be pilot.

Okay, let’s rate Kirk’s tweets.  Solid stuff.  Working the tweets.  I like it.  I give him a 9 for Insanity, an 8 for Mustness and a 10 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 9.  Follow Kirk.

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Jan23

Movies You Missed: Deprogramming

by tonyd on January 23, 2017 at 12:01 am

It’s not often I say, “You gotta see this movie”, but Deprogrammed is one of those movies. An intensely interesting documentary, it centers around Ted Patrick, the man that created the concept.

After his son and nephew were seduced by a cult, Ted dedicate his life to breaking the mental hold of these groups. Patrick only had a 10th grade education, but his determination to fight these groups is inspiring. The documentary is made by the sister of one of his deprogrammed people. Ted’s results were far from perfect, which makes the film so fascinating.

If you’ve been watching Leah Remini’s Scientology show, this documentary is a great addendum to this fascinating topic. Check it out on Netflix.

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Jan22

Your Fratoscope: January 22, 2017

by tonyd on January 22, 2017 at 12:01 am

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If your birthday is this week:  Your sex doll is conspicuously absent from your birthday party.

Aries:  Someone will break into your house and eat all the vanilla in your Neopolitan ice cream.

Taurus:  You will notice far too many boogers this week, even on hot chicks.

Gemini:  Your werewolf neighbor will eat your wind chimes.

Lemini:  You’ll suddenly realize that inauguration is over and Mike Pence isn’t going to return your umbrella.

Cancer:  The stars say, wipe down your seat at the gym, no one wants to smell like you.

Leo:  Your ex will tag the 2nd worst photo of you on Facebook.

Virgo:  Dennis Leary will accidentally pocket dial you and you’ll get to hear him eat Pop Tarts.

Libra:  Someone will write a very nice comment on your YouTube video, followed by the word “Psyche!”

Scorpio:  You do not have enough eggrolls in your freezer for your gangbang, better stock up.

Sagittarius:  Check your seats this week or you’ll end up sitting on a pie.

Capricorn:  You’ll win a small slot machine jackpot and spend it all stuffing your face with shrimp cocktail.

Aquarius:  You’ll try pesto for the first time.

Pisces:  You’ll spend another lazy Sunday chasing leprechauns with a lawn mower.

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Jan21

Ten Things I Learned From Eating Gold Fish Crackers Over Doritos

by tonyd on January 21, 2017 at 12:01 am

  1.  My fingers don’t orange.
  2.  No mysterious “spicy” fish to ruin eating experience.
  3.  Don’t have to be stoned to enjoy them.
  4.  Easy to steal bag from babies who always have them.
  5.  Dropping fish cracker under couch attracts far less ants.
  6.  Can be added to chowder or soup without criticism.
  7.  Practically health food compared to Doritos.
  8.  Pepperidge Farm remembers that I like mild cheesy goodness.
  9.  Fish crackers rarely break into tiny little triangles.
  10.  Takes twice as long to feel bloated and hate myself after eating a bag.
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