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Ten Things I Expect Arnold Schwarzenagger to do After the Apprentice
on March 4, 2017 at 12:01 am
- Get a bloody revenge against the network that wronged him.
- Finally find Sarah Connor.
- Do sit ups until he pukes.
- Find another Kennedy to marry.
- Learn how to properly pronounce “chopper” so he can tell people to get to it.
- Realize that even though he let Sali go, Sali has been with him all along.
- Cover himself with mud so that the Predator and his ex-wife can’t find him.
- See if any of his remaining house staff will have sex with him.
- Check in on his twin brother, Danny DeVito.
- Assure everyone that he will return after leaving
