Jan05

Rewritten Headlines: Flying Rat to Chocolate Street

by tonyd on January 5, 2019 at 1:14 am

Woman Saves Flying Rat

Useless Government Program Slightly Less Useless

Woman Really Likes Bloomin Onions

NSA in 100 Million Homes

We’re Not All Gonna Die

Soda Robots to Soon Be Our Masters

Heart Bursting Art on Display

Jogger Gets Powers of California Woman

Krispy Kreme Does Good Work

Willy Wonka Gets German Government Contract

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Jan04

Screenwriting Tips: The First Act

by tonyd on January 4, 2019 at 12:01 am

Spoilers ahead for Black Mirror’s Bandersnatch and, one of my personal faves, the movie Predator 2. You’ve got your premise, now it’s time to lay the foundation for the rest of the screenplay.

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Jan02

Screenwriting Tips: Getting Started

by tonyd on January 2, 2019 at 12:01 am

How do you get started writing your screenplay? All it requires ONE sentence. A few spoilers ahead. Shows and movies talked about: The Orville, James Bond, The Usual Suspects, Throw Mama From the Train, Strangers on a Train, Quantum of Solace, The Blues Brothers and others.

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Dec31

Ten Things I Learned in 2018

by tonyd on December 31, 2018 at 12:01 am
  1. North Korea may soon get a Trump hotel.
  2. Never go into the Saudi Arabian embassy alone.
  3. Bring a gas mask if you vacation in France.
  4. I won’t be riding in a self-driving car unless they put me in on unconscious.
  5. Donald Trump really does enjoying firing people.
  6. Bill Cosby reruns have taken a whole new tone.
  7. Facebook is Hell and Mark Zuckerberg is Satan.
  8. Twitter is worse than Facebook.
  9. Silicon Valley won’t be happy until the Internet is nothing but ads for kitchen utensils and jeans.
  10. Everyone’s a Nazi.
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