Super Frat

Jan02

Screenwriting Tips: Getting Started

by tonyd on January 2, 2019 at 12:01 am

How do you get started writing your screenplay? All it requires ONE sentence. A few spoilers ahead. Shows and movies talked about: The Orville, James Bond, The Usual Suspects, Throw Mama From the Train, Strangers on a Train, Quantum of Solace, The Blues Brothers and others.

└ Tags: James Bond, Quantum of Solace, screenplays, screenwriter, Screenwriting Tips, Strangers on a Train, The Blues Brothers, The Orville, The Usual Suspects, Throw Mama From the Train, Tony DiGerolamo

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Dec31

Ten Things I Learned in 2018

by tonyd on December 31, 2018 at 12:01 am

North Korea may soon get a Trump hotel.
Never go into the Saudi Arabian embassy alone.
Bring a gas mask if you vacation in France.
I won’t be riding in a self-driving car unless they put me in on unconscious.
Donald Trump really does enjoying firing people.
Bill Cosby reruns have taken a whole new tone.
Facebook is Hell and Mark Zuckerberg is Satan.
Twitter is worse than Facebook.
Silicon Valley won’t be happy until the Internet is nothing but ads for kitchen utensils and jeans.
Everyone’s a Nazi.

└ Tags: comedy, Donald Trump, list, North Korea, self-driving car, Ten Things I Learned, Tony DiGerolamo, Twitter

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Dec30

Your Last 2018 Fratoscope

by tonyd on December 30, 2018 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: You’ll get 17 calendars this year, a new record.

Aries: The stars say, for the last time let it go. Trump won in 2016.

Taurus: In an attempt to get rid of all their Christmas leftovers, you’ll find that your mother filled your pockets with egg nog.

Gemini: A hungover Santa will emerge from the guest room with your sister and promise to call her.

Lemini: You’ll finally kiss someone on New Year’s and won’t everyone on the prison bus be surprised!

Cancer: Your Tinder date will request a urine sample and enough information to run a credit check.

Leo: Two wacky burglars break into your house after you accidentally leave your kid home on a family vacation, but instead of finding a bunch of wacky stuff to trap the house, he finds your gun and shoots them.

Virgo: Your friends on Facebook request fewer updates on you.

Libra: Your New Year’s will consist mostly of eating raw cookie dough and farting just as the ball drops at midnight.

Scorpio: You will calculate that you’ll need to give at least 18 more blowjobs before 2019 to break your previous record.

Sagittarius: You will be in a hilarious car accident with a clown car. The other passengers will die from the incessant honking.

Capricorn: You’ll invent a new donut flavor called “Winter Sneeze”.

Aquarius: You’ll realize that your YouTube channel for sticking stuff up your ass, has a limited audience.

Pisces: Your franchise of rat-based cuisine doesn’t work, despite the Ratatouille tie-in.