If your birthday is this week: Your birthday party gets kicked up a notch when you break open the pinata that had the cocaine smuggled in it. Aries: The stars say, you might want to have that mole checked because […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
1. Scratch ass and then start searching through fridge. 2. Find him standing over you smiling when you wake up. 3. Ask you, “If I sold your car to a homeless guy, how mad would you be?” 4. Lounge around […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Scientist Kicks God in the Metaphorical Nut Sack Baghdad Marathon Even More Exciting Old Garbage Now Historic Germans to Vacation in Cypress a Lot Drunk Drivers Still Dangerous for Next Decade or So Employees Still Not Washing Hands Alabama App […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey Bros! Welcome to Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is Will Sasso, formerly of Mad TV, currently of Vine Videos and Family Guy. He’s rocking the videos and the podcast, let’s see if he rocks […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
