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Restaurant:  Rodizio’s Grill in Voorhees

Address: 13109 Town Center Blvd, Voorhees, NJ 08043

Food:  Brazilian Steakhouse

Price:  Above Average

Portions:  All You Can Eat

Taste:  Great

Service:  Awesome

Atmosphere:  Upscale

Guten tag!  It is I, Mr. DiGerolamo’s German intern, Helmut.  Mr. DiGerolamo is currently in a food coma, drifting in and out of consciousness so it is left to me to translate, ya?  I tell you all about the good food.

First he say, he love the Brazilian Steakhouses.  All the meat is good, ya?  Rodizio has pork ribs, pork sausage, center cut steak, glazed ham, marinated chicken, barbecue chicken, barbecue brisket—  So many meats!  And the salad bar is good too, ya?  More than salad, it had soup, cornbread, cheese, artichoke, mac and cheese, mashed potatoes—  So many flavors!  So much food!  Plus fried polenta.

Oh, I only wish Mr. DiGerolamo could bring me a doggie bag as he has done in the past with other restaurant.  Living in his basement with nothing but old comics and leftover Christmas candy to eat is lonely.  Tell him in the comments section to please pay me!  I wish to return to Germany!  Please!

Rodizio Grill in Voorhees gets 8 out of 10 keggers.

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