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Rich Guy to Sell Air

Parenting to the Extreme

U.S. Government Continues Long History of Screwing Vets Up the Bunghole

People in San Francisco Really Pretentious

38 Percent of Adults Not As Stupid as Most

Woman Completes Errand in Less Than 30 Minutes

Beautiful People Realize Beauty Not Always on Inside

Scientists Use Cutting-Edge Technology to Prove What Everyone Over 6 Years of Age Knows

We’re All Gonna Die

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