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The Pope is coming to Philly and the news stations here won’t stop talking about it.  He seems like a nice Pontiff, but he’s going to be screwing up traffic for weeks.  Here now are ten things you’ll never see him wear.

  1.  Assless chaps
  2. A Black Sabbath T-shirt
  3. Beer baseball hat
  4. A onesie
  5. Body paint
  6. A mini-bikini
  7. A leather corset
  8. Any cosplay outfit
  9. Sexy underwear
  10. A strap-on