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Crazy Guy Had Plenty of Crazy Evidence

Bald Guy to Make Mockery of Elections Again

People Still Going to Malls Apparently

World Gets Funnier Again

Robot Overlords Are Coming

Really Cold Case File Discovered

Zombies Lose Lunch

Dude Really Likes Breakfast

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