Twitter in Focus: Judy Tenuta
on May 27, 2015 at 12:01 amHey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is the Goddess herself, Judy Tenuta! She’s funny on stage, let’s see what she’s tweeting.
May 7th: “For Mother’s Day, instead of flowers, Bruce Jenner’s kids are giving him a “trans-plant”!! ”
Wow. She’s still got it!
May 8th: “World Accordion to Judy – Episode 16 Pinko De Mayo https://youtu.be/1I2jEmVSifM via @YouTube”
She’s still rockin’ the accordion. Nice.
May 9th: “HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO ALL MOM’S ESPECIALLY MY GREAT MOM, JOANN! LOVE YOU FOREVER, MOM! ”
Aw, that’s nice. For Mother’s Day, I let my mother cook me dinner. She was so happy! Not happy enough to make desert, but still…
May 12th: “Gisele is not worried, she knows hubby Tom Brady would never deflate her “WonderBra”! ”
Don’t make fun of boobs, Judy. That’s going to outrage the bros. It’s the only thing they’re outraged by.
May 13th: “Party in your Pants with Judy Tenuta @ Comedy Shrine, Aurora, Il, Fri & Sat., May15 & 16! ”
Still touring. Judy needs a show. IFC or better, I say.
May 15th: “Check out my new video World Accordion to Judy – Episode 17 – Chiller Theatre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ3pC_XsFxo …”
Oh, yeah, Chiller. That’s a fun show. The only thing weirder is Dragon Con.
May 20th: “New Bachelorette Britt wet-mouth moppin every bachelor in sight! She’s a mattress on “layaway”! ”
Well, she does want to land a man. Can’t hurt.
May 21st: “Thank you Dave, for over 30 years of great comedy! Loved the final top 10 list with Jim Carrey! ”
Yes, it was nice of him to leave his Uni-bomber-style bunker to do some comedy.
May 22nd: “We are the “Land of the Free” because of the Brave who served. A Safe Memorial Day to all! ”
Yes, we need to remember all those who grill the food. They make such sacrifice in the heat!
May 24th: “Episode 18 Bachelorette https://youtu.be/ZWAIsgYDD6A via @YouTube”
Wow, she is just cranking out those shows. C’mon, this is at least as good as anything on TBS that isn’t a rerun.
Okay, let’s rate Judy’s tweets. She is cranking out the material here. I give her an 8 for Mustness, a 10 for Style and a 10 for Insanity. That’s an overall score of 9.3. Follow Judy, pigs!
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