Jan23

Rewritten Headlines: Subway to Tweets

by tonyd on January 23, 2015 at 1:48 am

RewrittenNewsDeskWerewolf

Pee-Soaked Travel Tubes More Expensive

Workers With No Benefits, Lousy Benefits and Horrid Working Conditions Get Tired

Candidate Vows to Bring Country Back to 1950’s

U.S. Slows Murderous Robots

Backward Country Loses Leader

New TV Channels Rich Enough to Buy Critics

Hot Chick to Give Everyone Boners on a Sunday

We’re All Gonna Die

Fishermen Shit Pants

Scientists Spending Too Much Time on Internet

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